{"id":1029,"date":"2019-05-27T04:10:45","date_gmt":"2019-05-27T04:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonkri3.dreamhosters.com\/?page_id=1029"},"modified":"2019-05-27T04:10:45","modified_gmt":"2019-05-27T04:10:45","slug":"too-much-too-drunk","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/too-much-too-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Much, Too Drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_row custom_margin=&#8221;|127px||auto||&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; text_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; text_font_size=&#8221;35px&#8221; header_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; header_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; header_font_size=&#8221;32px&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221; width=&#8221;100%&#8221; custom_margin=&#8221;||20px&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Too Much, Too Drunk<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_divider color=&#8221;#e02b20&#8243; divider_weight=&#8221;2px&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; width=&#8221;31%&#8221; module_alignment=&#8221;center&#8221;][\/et_pb_divider][et_pb_blurb _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; body_font=&#8221;|600|||||||&#8221; body_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; body_font_size=&#8221;19px&#8221; body_line_height=&#8221;1.8em&#8221; border_radii=&#8221;on|10px|10px|10px|10px&#8221; box_shadow_style=&#8221;preset2&#8243; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"lines\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\">When I spend all day with you,<br \/> why do we always seem to<br \/> drink until we can&#8217;t stand up?<\/p>\n<p> You make me feel the need<br \/> to keep drinking til I can&#8217;t see<br \/> then I mumble something obscene <br \/> and fall asleep<\/p>\n<p> Why do I keep drinking<br \/> until I start thinking<br \/> that I&#8217;m really on the brink of <br \/> saying something intelligent<br \/> but I rarely do<br \/> I just puke up<\/p>\n<p> When I spend the night with you<br \/> I&#8217;m too drunk to know what to do<br \/> I wake up and drink island brew with a headache<br \/> Sometimes I wonder how it would feel<br \/> to kiss you when sober<br \/> how it would feel <br \/> to do it, I&#8217;d need nerves of steel<br \/> I haven&#8217;t got them<\/p>\n<p> Why do I keep drinking&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> When I wake up with headache,<br \/> I know I must have spent last night with you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> When I wake up with a stomach ache<br \/> I puke up<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>[\/et_pb_blurb][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too Much, Too Drunk &nbsp; &nbsp; When I spend all day with you, why do we always seem to drink until we can&#8217;t stand up? You make me feel the need to keep drinking til I can&#8217;t see then I mumble something obscene and fall asleep Why do I keep drinking until I start thinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1029"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1031,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1029\/revisions\/1031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}