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Uncool Jerk<\/p>\n

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Well I try to dress sharp
But you just laugh
Got the wrong shoes
Got the wrong hair
Got the wrong shirt
Got it wrong<\/p>\n

Well, you shimmy and I craw
l You glide and I fall
Got the wrong moves
Got the wrong feet
Not a cool jerk
Just a jerk<\/p>\n

I’m hip, you dig
Actually, I’m not—oh shit<\/p>\n

Well your car has wheels
And so does my bicycle
I’ve got two, you’ve got four
It is true: you’ve got more<\/p>\n

I’m hip, you dig
Actually, I’m not—oh shit? <\/span><\/p>\n

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