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Hospital Coffee<\/p>\n

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I had an actual coffee
I felt like my eyes had peeled open
when I walked into the hospital<\/p>\n

I thought, “I am fucked”
I think I lost my money
And I don’t know which side’s right side up at all<\/p>\n

That fucking check just bounced
They’re closing my account
I don’t think I’ll be on the scene no more
And if I had a shout
Well, I’d put the word about
That nothing is worth nothing anymore<\/p>\n

I had a ice cold beer
and I felt quite nice and queer
And then I had another eight or nine
And by the time I stopped
Well, they had to get a mop
and tidy up, I felt quite acid\/alkaline<\/p>\n

I’ve got a problem
It’s been exhausting
It\u2019s going over
Everything is going overboard<\/p>\n

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Hospital Coffee   I had an actual coffeeI felt like my eyes had peeled openwhen I walked into the hospital I thought, “I am fucked”I think I lost my moneyAnd I don’t know which side’s right side up at all That fucking check just bouncedThey’re closing my accountI don’t think I’ll be on the scene […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1614,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1611\/revisions\/1614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}