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Welcome to Fascist Britain<\/p>\n
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Welcome to Fascist Britain<\/p>\n
Leave your principles at the door<\/p>\n
Welcome to little England<\/p>\n
Just be careful not to mention the war<\/p>\n
God save our gracious queen<\/p>\n
Long live our glorious queen<\/p>\n
They say it makes you a moron<\/p>\n
But we don’t get what they mean<\/p>\n
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Welcome to monkey island<\/p>\n
We’re broke but we don’t care<\/p>\n
France is a foreign country<\/p>\n
They do things different there<\/p>\n
These foreigns really must<\/p>\n
keep out or we’ll go bust<\/p>\n
England for the English is<\/p>\n
the only thing in which we trust<\/p>\n
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Fascism is a funny thing<\/p>\n
It crops up when you most expect it<\/p>\n
It’s not a money thing<\/p>\n
It’s just that we’re the best<\/p>\n
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Let’s sing it, “Rule Brittania”<\/p>\n
cos Brittania rules the waves<\/p>\n
War in Europe is ancient history<\/p>\n
or we’ve forgotten it anyway<\/p>\n
Why this hysteria?<\/p>\n
Send ’em back to Syria<\/p>\n
It’s not our fault that the Middle East got messed up<\/p>\n
Don’t blame us!<\/p>\n
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Fascism is a funny thing<\/p>\n
It crops up when you most expect it<\/p>\n
It’s not a money thing<\/p>\n
It’s just that we’re the best<\/p>\n
Or worst (fascism is a funny thing)<\/p>\n
We’re the worse (fascism is a funny thing)<\/p>\n
So much worse (fascism is a funny thing)<\/p>\n
(Funny thing)<\/p>\n
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