{"id":664,"date":"2019-05-27T00:46:31","date_gmt":"2019-05-27T00:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonkri3.dreamhosters.com\/?page_id=664"},"modified":"2019-05-27T00:46:31","modified_gmt":"2019-05-27T00:46:31","slug":"didnt-we","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/didnt-we\/","title":{"rendered":"Didn&#8217;t We?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_row custom_margin=&#8221;|127px||auto||&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; text_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; text_font_size=&#8221;35px&#8221; header_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; header_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; header_font_size=&#8221;32px&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221; width=&#8221;100%&#8221; custom_margin=&#8221;||20px&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t We?<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_divider color=&#8221;#e02b20&#8243; divider_weight=&#8221;2px&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; width=&#8221;17%&#8221; module_alignment=&#8221;center&#8221;][\/et_pb_divider][et_pb_blurb _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; body_font=&#8221;|600|||||||&#8221; body_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; body_font_size=&#8221;19px&#8221; body_line_height=&#8221;1.8em&#8221; border_radii=&#8221;on|10px|10px|10px|10px&#8221; box_shadow_style=&#8221;preset2&#8243; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"lines\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\">This hangover was the definition of purgatory<br \/> Lying in bed, I was stuck between drunk and disorderly<br \/> It was too painful to open my eyes<br \/> Eventually I did and to my suprise<br \/> snoring like a pig, you were sleeping by my side<\/p>\n<p> It was two months since I had broken up with you<br \/> Reaching for the phone I told my boss I had the flu<br \/> You woke up as I put the phone down<br \/> rubbed your eyes and looked around<br \/> &#8220;What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?!&#8221;<br \/> was all I could say to you<\/p>\n<p> I thought I had broken up with you, didn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p> Waking up first had been an early warning<br \/> cos you were never at your best in the morning<br \/> You didn&#8217;t scream so I was amazed<br \/> Memories lost in a drunken haze<br \/> The most important question:<br \/> Who made the first move?<\/p>\n<p> I thought I had broken up with you, didn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;I thought I had broken up with you, didn&#8217;t I?&#8221;<br \/> &#8220;No, you&#8217;re far too cowardly, you just run and hide&#8221;<br \/> &#8220;Oh well, since you&#8217;re here anyway,<br \/> why don&#8217;t you just stay all day?<br \/> I could make us breakfast late this afternoon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> I found I was making up with you, wasn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p> Making up, breaking up<br \/> Making up, making out&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica;\" face=\"arial, helvetica\" color=\"black\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>[\/et_pb_blurb][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Didn&#8217;t We? &nbsp; &nbsp; This hangover was the definition of purgatory Lying in bed, I was stuck between drunk and disorderly It was too painful to open my eyes Eventually I did and to my suprise snoring like a pig, you were sleeping by my side It was two months since I had broken up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":667,"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/664\/revisions\/667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}