{"id":723,"date":"2019-05-27T01:29:02","date_gmt":"2019-05-27T01:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonkri3.dreamhosters.com\/?page_id=723"},"modified":"2019-05-27T01:29:02","modified_gmt":"2019-05-27T01:29:02","slug":"heres-to-the-state-of-mr-poodle","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/heres-to-the-state-of-mr-poodle\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s to the State of Mr. Poodle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_row custom_margin=&#8221;|127px||auto||&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; text_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; text_font_size=&#8221;35px&#8221; header_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; header_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; header_font_size=&#8221;32px&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221; width=&#8221;100%&#8221; custom_margin=&#8221;||20px&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to the State of Mr. Poodle<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_divider color=&#8221;#e02b20&#8243; 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