{"id":753,"date":"2019-05-27T01:51:39","date_gmt":"2019-05-27T01:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonkri3.dreamhosters.com\/?page_id=753"},"modified":"2019-05-27T01:51:39","modified_gmt":"2019-05-27T01:51:39","slug":"i-love-you-you-weirdo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.microsofa.net\/mw\/i-love-you-you-weirdo\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love You, You Weirdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_row custom_margin=&#8221;|126px||auto||&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.7&#8243;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.23.3&#8243; text_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; text_font_size=&#8221;43px&#8221; header_font=&#8221;|700|||||||&#8221; header_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; header_font_size=&#8221;32px&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221; width=&#8221;100%&#8221; custom_margin=&#8221;||20px&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>I love you, You Weirdo<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_divider color=&#8221;#e02b20&#8243; 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