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Phone Bill Fear<\/p>\n

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I can’t help myself
I’ve got an urge that I can’t shake
I’ve got to tell you ’bout my favorite thing
It’s even better than eating ice cream
(and that’s really saying something)<\/span><\/p>\n

My favorite thing is talking on the telephone
but it’s getting to be an expensive habit
…oh shucks, but who cares?<\/p>\n

I pass intimate details on the phone
I like to hear the latest gossip
I’m told Andy Warhol liked it too
and I’ve always wanted to mention him in one of my songs
(acutally it’s not true)<\/p>\n

My favorite thing…<\/p>\n

I’ve got a friend in the flat next door
We like to talk on the telephone
We talk for hours about nothing very much
It’s deliciously indulgent
(but it’s a waste of money)<\/p>\n

My favorite thing… <\/span><\/p>\n

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