Ballard of the New Orleans Flood

Here at the laser clinic
you see a lot of these tattoos
Andy Cole in black and white,
before he moved on to Man. U.
I had a tattoo too
but it went pear shaped, pear shaped
like me and … you
like me and you

What a lovely dream
someone’s staying on the team
for more than a season
without looking for a transfer deal
I was on a team
but it went pear shaped, pear shaped
like me and … you
like me and you

Liam and Patsy
Noel and Meg Matthews
had a lovely dream
and then the lovely dream came true
then it assumed
a familiar shape
like my career
like this guitar
like that tattoo
like me and you
[pear shaped, like me and you, etc.]
Oh, I’m sorry about me and you