Have you heard of a man they call George W. Bush?
Well, I’d like to push a cream pie in his mush
His dad used to be head of the CIA
Father, like son, knows that crime sometimes pays

Crime sometimes pays
Baby, crime sometimes pays
You get your wages from the CIA
Crime sometimes pays
Baby, crime sometimes pays
Friends in high places, George Bush gets his way

Who could believe that elections are rigged?
Who could believe ballot papers got hid?
Communist liars don’t know that you need
several weeks to count votes, oh yeah, would you believe?

Crimes sometimes pays
Honey, crime sometimes pays
Counting up votes doesn’t take fourteen days
Crime sometimes pays
Sweetie, crime sometimes pays
behind the scenes, where decisions are made

God bless America, isn’t she great?
But for truth and justice, she might have to wait
All around the world, human rights they protect
by selling weapons to dictatorships

Crime sometimes pays
Sweetie, crime sometimes pays
Central America knows how George plays
Crime sometimes pays
That’s right, crime sometimes pays
George, please protect me from myself today

They led the way in the nuclear arms race
Next they’ll be building their weapons in space
Who needs an enemy, who needs to pause
when there’s profit to be made from Star Wars?

Crime sometimes pays
Junior, crime sometimes pays
George’s toy guns can now fire photon rays
Crime sometimes pays
Baby, crime sometimes pays
George kills for peace and he fights in God’s name