All Songs


lyrics etc.

'77 Punk Rock Boy


Alice Nebulae

Ballad of the New Orleans Flood

Bar Code Punk

Bedroom Love Song

Betrayed by Folk

Blow out at 80 Miles per Hour

Bourgeois Blues '99

Boxing Day Blues

Broken Again

Capitalism is a Perversion

Changing Shape

Cheque Card

Cherry Pop

Chewing Broken Glass

Clicking It

Cowboys are Square

Count to 3


Crime Sometimes Pays

Dialling Tone

Didn't We?

Don't Get Down (Get Even)

Do What I Have to

Drum Beat Zoom

Electric Shock


Ex Boyfriend

Eyeball to Eyeball

Fake Fool

Fuck the Rules

Fuck Art, Let's Danse

GM Blues

Golgo 13


Here's to the State of Mr. Poodle

Hey! Brother Mine

Home is Where the Hate is


I Don't Want to Take a Chance

I Got Everything I Need

I Love You, You Weirdo

I Wanna be Seen in Public with You

(If You Want to Know the Time, Ask a) Policeman

(I'll Be Your) Subject/Object

(I'm A) Worthless Person

(I'm Saving Myself for) You

It Might Sound Dramatic

Itchy Feet on a Tuesday Night

Jack Ass

Kosovo Blues

Kickstart Affair

Knife Attack

La Di Da

Late Expectations


Leicester Square (You Stopped My Time)

Letraset Angle


Lovers not Fighters

McCarthy in 2005

Meat-Eating Hippies

Menwith Hill

Milk Maid

Milky Cliché

The Mirror Stage

Money (What's What I Hate)


Murder in London

Music Rules

My Heart Beats Faster than Techno

Needed: Heart Handbook


No Accounting for Taste

Noam Chomsy Versus the Ramones

Not Poetry

Not Zombie

Nightclub Voyeur Cliche

Omnia Mea Mecum Porto

One Good Use for My Heart

One More Parade

Palm of my Hand



Philosophical Boxing Gloves

Phone Bill Fear

Pressure Cooker Boy

Pure Conjecture

The Return of the Repressed

Rodent Philosophy

Roll a Disco

(Show Me The Way To) Anarchy

St. Bob?!


Second Generation M.C. Dropout

Sensible Shoe Blues

Shaved Head Thrills

Shells and Shoes



Talking Newcastle Nuclear Nightmare

This Old Heart of Mine (Is Weak for You)


Too Much, Too Drunk

True Love Will Find You in the End/Don't Let Our Youth Go to Waste

Trust Me

Two Chord Trick

Uncool Jerk

When the Morning Comes

White Liberal Guilt

Why I'm A Terrorist

Willow Rose

Without You

Yeah, it's True

You are the Bomb

You Make a Nice Piece of Art

You're Shaken I'm Stirred