Milk Maid



While she works at Lancashire Dairies
They said “You want a job?”
She said “Yes, please”

She’s a milk maid
Yeah, she’s a milk maid
The hours are bad and at least she get’s paid
She’s a milk maid

She used to be a dole bum,
she used to be a waster
but now she gets money just to be a milkshake taster

She’s a milk maid …

Milk maid
She get’s paid
a good wage
on Friday
On Monday,
she spent it all
She’s got a headache,
she’s feeling small

Milk is white
and her skin is too
actually her skin is a mix of white and blue

She’s a milk maid…