Since this site’s birth in the 1990s, it’s sat atop the Google results for “Milky Wimpshake”, “Wimpshake”, and the odd “Whimpshake” search. But a while back the site dropped off Google, with most pages declared “duplicate without user-selected canonical.” Comrade, this is all canon, Slampt-wise at least. So we’re giving it a go again, with WordPress help. If this takes, you’ll again see that slow trickle of lyric (mis)transcriptions and Facebook-gleaned gigs.
Update 6/5/19: The site has launched! Thanks to some expert help, songs play more easily and the site is legible on phones. The site still needs a bit of review, along with finally adding a blurb and lyrics for the Encore album and adding all the archived news. Feel free to report any omissions, mistakes, etc. to firstname.lastname@example.org. For newer news, go to the band’s Facebook page.