Hey, hey, chemical spray
I didn’t want to go to work today
Ooh, ooh, going to school
The teacher’s gonna teach you how to eat stool
Now, now, anarchy now
I don’t want a job anyhow
Go, go, go to the show
but you better mug yourself for the ticket price though

Wimp shake, goodness sake
Eat tofu but don’t eat steak
Cart, horse, police force
Makes a lot of sense with tomato sauce
Down, down, down the hatch
The drummer’s gonna stammer and then he’ll crash
Bend, bend, round the bend
I wanna be a woman like Pete Townshend.

Ooh, ah, Derrida
What’s the différance when you go that far?
Art, fag, porno mag, your exhibition is a fucking drag
Equal shares, equal shares
but you better get yourself up the apples and pears
Sign myself off here
Pass me the paint brush, will you, dear?
Pass me the paint brush, will you, dear?