Welcome to Fascist Britain

Leave your principles at the door

Welcome to little England

Just be careful not to mention the war

God save our gracious queen

Long live our glorious queen

They say it makes you a moron

But we don’t get what they mean

 

Welcome to monkey island

We’re broke but we don’t care

France is a foreign country

They do things different there

These foreigns really must

keep out or we’ll go bust

England for the English is

the only thing in which we trust

 

Fascism is a funny thing

It crops up when you most expect it

It’s not a money thing

It’s just that we’re the best

 

Let’s sing it, “Rule Brittania”

cos Brittania rules the waves

War in Europe is ancient history

or we’ve forgotten it anyway

Why this hysteria?

Send ’em back to Syria

It’s not our fault that the Middle East got messed up

Don’t blame us!

 

 

Fascism is a funny thing

It crops up when you most expect it

It’s not a money thing

It’s just that we’re the best

Or worst (fascism is a funny thing)

We’re the worse (fascism is a funny thing)

So much worse (fascism is a funny thing)

(Funny thing)