Welcome to Fascist Britain
Welcome to Fascist Britain
Leave your principles at the door
Welcome to little England
Just be careful not to mention the war
God save our gracious queen
Long live our glorious queen
They say it makes you a moron
But we don’t get what they mean
Welcome to monkey island
We’re broke but we don’t care
France is a foreign country
They do things different there
These foreigns really must
keep out or we’ll go bust
England for the English is
the only thing in which we trust
Fascism is a funny thing
It crops up when you most expect it
It’s not a money thing
It’s just that we’re the best
Let’s sing it, “Rule Brittania”
cos Brittania rules the waves
War in Europe is ancient history
or we’ve forgotten it anyway
Why this hysteria?
Send ’em back to Syria
It’s not our fault that the Middle East got messed up
Don’t blame us!
Fascism is a funny thing
It crops up when you most expect it
It’s not a money thing
It’s just that we’re the best
Or worst (fascism is a funny thing)
We’re the worse (fascism is a funny thing)
So much worse (fascism is a funny thing)
(Funny thing)